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My Grandmother’s Kitchen
Pierre Fontenot May 4, 2016 Comments Off on My Grandmother’s KitchenShe never had a dishwasher. Never had marble countertops. Never even had painted cabinets. Tell her what she didn’t have and she’d be too polite to offend you, but she’d be thinking, ‘I used
Read More »The Lullaby Of Cajun French
Pierre Fontenot April 21, 2016 Comments Off on The Lullaby Of Cajun French…where the story begins with the author declaring himself a “Token”… _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ In my 20’s I was a novelty. I’d moved to the big city
Read More »WORK ETHIC
Pierre Fontenot March 17, 2016 Comments Off on WORK ETHICI pulled into a grocery store. Round and round I went, looking for a parking spot. Many an empty spot, but for shopping carts, just left where they’re left. I see a man, too
Read More »ANONYMITY
Pierre Fontenot March 3, 2016 Comments Off on ANONYMITYI was just a kid, I’d done something dumb, was walking around like Judas at a reunion of the Twelve Apostles, until an adult stepped in and said, “There ain’t a single Chin in
Read More »PEYTON MANNING’S LAST RODEO
Pierre Fontenot February 18, 2016 Comments Off on PEYTON MANNING’S LAST RODEOYears ago, when player behavior was only bad and not yet Bad, I said these words, “If I had a son, and we were watching football on a Sunday afternoon, I’d be constantly saying,
Read More »YOU CAN’T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT
Pierre Fontenot February 4, 2016 Comments Off on YOU CAN’T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANTConversation over brunch, the topic went towards how casual America has become, how rare it is to see men wearing suits…and I, wearer of blue jeans, black pocket T’s, and white tube socks…I, a
Read More »MAY YOU BE GENTLE, 2016
Pierre Fontenot January 21, 2016 Comments Off on MAY YOU BE GENTLE, 2016When I was a kid I thought each new year was an adult, a Santa Claus of the calendar, born in full health and vigor on January 1, here to bring me a giant
Read More »IN MEMORY OF LORRAINE
Pierre Fontenot January 7, 2016 Comments Off on IN MEMORY OF LORRAINEHer grandmother had a hard life. “She ate the burnt toast.” Susan Webb Boyd, on her grandma… “In the 70’s coffee prices went way up. She reused coffee grounds. I caught her one
Read More »DAY LILY MOMENTS
Pierre Fontenot December 17, 2015 Comments Off on DAY LILY MOMENTSThanksgiving didn’t make me thankful, but it got me thinking on the topic. I don’t know how I compare with you, but for the record, my sense of thankfulness is often hidden beneath a
Read More »THE HUNDRED CAMEL WIFE
Pierre Fontenot December 3, 2015 Comments Off on THE HUNDRED CAMEL WIFEThe story begins like this… a very eligible young man was searching for a suitable wife. He came from a noble family, was both handsome and wealthy, and possessed character without reproach. He could
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